"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you, ok actually I'm just drunk."

"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you, ok actually I'm just drunk."

"Was your mother's nickname Burro? Cause you got ass

"Are you Mitt Romney? Cause I can see you switching positions a lot"

Roses

"Roses are red 
Violets are blue
I'm not Shakespeare
I've got a gun
Get in the van"

"If you were a booger, I'd shove my hand up my nose and finger you

Go out with me or else.

"Would you like to go out with me?"
               "No"
"Would you like to go out with me?"
              "No"
 "Would you like to go out with me?"
              "No"
" Now I'm going to ask you this one more time and you better give me the answer I want to hear"